A hillbilly family from out towards Yelleville was visiting Little Rock and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'
The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, 'Son, I dunno.I ain't never seen nothin' like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, 'Boy, go gitcha momma!


Pete Hoge said...

I am not eating any of
her baked goods.

Ruela said...

oh grandma's boy!!!!!


Anonymous said...


I bet she makes a mean brownie!


PS: I bet she makes a mean brownie!

Anonymous said...


Grannies are cool, eh?

jbkrost said...

Great story...
hey, I've never had a start quite like that guys..
nice back

Anonymous said...


Thanks. Gives new meaning to "culture shock" huh?

Yeah! And you can "see" the front all over the bike rider's face.


Anonymous said...

...but the bare-back lady--and here's the brunt of the matter, 'cause I'm assuming--probably couldn't make brownies to match the granny's.

jbkrost said...

but I'm sure they would be a close second.

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